Honest math for
retirement planning
Most retirement calculators assume markets return exactly 7% every year. That's not how markets work — and it leads to dangerously optimistic projections. Here's how we do it differently.
Why Monte Carlo simulation?
A fixed-rate calculator draws a straight line to your retirement. Monte Carlo draws thousands of possible futures — some great, some catastrophic — then tells you how often each kind happens.
Log-normal returns, not normal
A naive model draws returns from a normal (bell curve) distribution — which allows a portfolio to go negative from a single year. Real asset prices follow a log-normal distribution: returns are multiplicative, so a portfolio can fall toward zero but never past it.
- · Portfolio value can go negative in a single year
- · Symmetric: equally likely to be very good vs. very bad
- · Underestimates crash severity, overestimates recovery speed
- · Portfolio value is always ≥ 0
- · Right-skewed: occasional large gains, bounded losses
- · Better reflects how compounding actually works
Automatic glide path
Holding 80% stocks at age 60 is a very different risk profile than holding it at 40. The simulator gradually shifts your allocation from your current mix toward your retirement mix as you approach retirement — matching how target-date funds work.
What we model
Retirement income is messier than a simple portfolio withdrawal. These are the real-world variables we account for in every simulation.
Default assumptions
All values are editable. These defaults reflect broadly-used planning assumptions and can be changed to match your specific situation.
| Parameter | Default |
|---|---|
| Stock return | 7.0% |
| Stock volatility | 15% |
| Bond return | 4.0% |
| Inflation | 2.5% |
| Healthcare inflation | 6.0% |
| Tax rate | 22% |
| Planning horizon | Age 95 |
What we don't model
No simulator captures everything. Being honest about limitations helps you use the results correctly.
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